The Demands of the Problem
I may have been drunk with sleepy, and most certainly was typing hurriedly on my iPhone, but Simon luckily picked up on something in this comment over at the Next Stage: an accidental mantra for a new generation of independent theater.
Buy Me a Coffee?

And then you went ahead and actually designed the shirt! This is awesome on so many levels.
Posters, stickers, flash drives…the possibilities are mind boggling.
1I call the 8GB model.
2Why limit this to theater?
I want this as a sticker. And whenever I manage to get a real office, I want this as a poster above the door. Something I have to see as I walk in the room every morning.
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